Fullmetal Analyst

"Analysis: The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing your point of view. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create a point of view out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain an opinion, knowledge of relevant value must be learned. This is the Law of Knowing Your Shit, the basis of all analysis. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among analysts: blind conjecture is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the embarrassment of putting your foot in your mouth…?"

Welcome to my blog, in which I talk about the FMA franchise and fun things I notice about it.

Feel free to submit anything relating to the FMA universe and prepare yourself for a long-winded post relating to it.
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Senju Akira

—Lullaby of Resembool

Lullaby of Resembool

(Source: eddardstark)

fullmetalalchemistepisodeguide: The episode in which Ed and Al finally learn why their parents never let them play with their junior chemistry set inside the house.

fullmetalalchemistepisodeguide:

The episode in which Ed and Al finally learn why their parents never let them play with their junior chemistry set inside the house.

HEY BITCHES!!! You see this motherfucker? This is Pride the Fucking Arrogant! If you even think about fucking with this guy, he will Fuck. Your. Shit. Up. Did you think all the monsters would go away if you turned the lights on, you pussy? WRONG!!! As soon as you flick that switch, Pride will consume your ass! Because he ate Gluttony. That’s right! This fucker ate the Homunculus who eats everything! So try running, pussy-ass bitch! You won’t get far!

HEY BITCHES!!! You see this motherfucker? This is Pride the Fucking Arrogant! If you even think about fucking with this guy, he will Fuck. Your. Shit. Up. Did you think all the monsters would go away if you turned the lights on, you pussy? WRONG!!! As soon as you flick that switch, Pride will consume your ass! Because he ate Gluttony. That’s right! This fucker ate the Homunculus who eats everything! So try running, pussy-ass bitch! You won’t get far!

(Source: shadowlight-impulse)

major-in-shades: [ I’m just gonna put this here :) ] Barry: No, General. Please. Allow me to do that. No need for you to get that sword, which has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations, get dirty with his blood.

major-in-shades:

[ I’m just gonna put this here :) ]

Barry: No, General. Please. Allow me to do that. No need for you to get that sword, which has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations, get dirty with his blood.

(Source: shiro-sama, via fmaobsessed)